1. Back South

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    Voià, for those of you who knew it not I spent the last week in our nation's brilliant capital of N'djamena. Went up to help Dad with some work and watch him and whatnot. Usually NDJ is dreadful, but this time it wasn't too bad. We managed to get their computer issues worked out and Dad did a lot of other stuff for them up there. I was sick one day, which was rather nasty, but I'm better now and almost glad that I got sick because of the good that came from it :) They have 5-channel satellite TV up there now, which was kinda neat. After the first night of channel surfing though I had one thing on my mind — PVR! This whole bit where you turn on the TV and a show is partly over and you can't rewind to find out what happened before just annoys me. They had this idiotic tabloid show running about who married who and got divorced in the same day and all that retarded stuff. Lots of sitcoms, which was awesome :D And BBC aired a live press conference where President Bush said he would start yet another war in the Middle East, this time against the Palestinians… well actually he said he would try not to but it was a rather thinly veiled threat ;) So I'm back now and catching up on my emails took most of the morning what with this code busted and this person wanting my code for that and this new code to look at etcetc, hehe. I wish I had more time sometimes! ;)
    And now for a funny story that comes straight from last night's sermon:

    A little girl came to her grandmother one day and asked, "Grandma, how old are you?"
    "Well," said Grandma, "you see dear, when you're as old as I am you don't tell people your age."
    "Don't wory, Grandma," said the little girl assuringly, "You can trust me."
    "I'm sorry, dear, but I'm not going to tell you my age."
    The little girl realised she wasn't getting anywhere and walked off. After twenty minutes she hadn't showed up again and Grandma was getting curious. She checked around and found her granddaughter upstairs digging through her purse.
    "What are you doing?" Grandma asked.
    "Grandma," replied the little girl, "You're 76!"
    "Why, that's right!" said Grandma, "How did you know?"
    "Well," the little girl smiled, "I found your driver's license and it says the year you were born. So I subtracted that from this year and figured you're 76!"
    Her grandmother was surprised, but the little girl wasn't finished yet.
    "Guess what else I found Grandma?"
    "What, dear?"
    "Your driver's license also says that you got an F in sex!"

    LOL! :D

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  2. Retreat, Date, Trip

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    Those extremely interested in more information on the 'retreat and date', which I will be sumarrizing here, may look at my brother's beautiful writeup. The retreat being referred to would be the Palmview School Annual Retreat. Bible study, snack, food, snack, games, snack, singing, food, fun, snack, snack… maybe I'm exaggerating about the snacks ;) Aunt Mary and her wonderful acolyte Asheley did the Bible studies (on excellence), my brother did the beautiful musicalness, and my mother did the games, snacks, etc ;) We did a bonfire, a HUGE bonfire, so that was fun. They all slept outside in tents — not for me, no thanks! A certain someone would have to twist my arm pretty bad to get me to do that (or my parents order me :P) so I slept in my bed like a civilized person. Games included a sort of mini-golf which I totally bombed but had fun at anyway. Food included hamburgers and (wonder of wonders!) hotdogs. Plus we made tie-dyed tees! :D *is so happy* Mine came out with an awesome totally multi-colourishious sworl. I shall muchly be wearing cet un :D
    Date, date… ah, yes, date! That was Aunt Mary and Asheley taking Daniel and I out to dinner. We were the chaperones ;) Think guys chaperoning girls seems backwards? Tough! teehee ;) it was a lot of fun, and Aunt Mary gave us both a copy of The Prayer of Jabez — I'm mostly done mine already :D Really good book.

    Trip. Fall. Spat! Wait, uh, no, not that kind of trip. I went on a day-trip with (vous avez eu!) Aunt Mary and Asheley yesterday. They had a meeting to decide the fate of a youth camp they've been planning. It was a good Chadian experiance for me, especially right before I leave for good. Beigné (French for doughnuts, but these aren't quite doughnuts, we just call em that), sugared milk, peanuts, boule, and two glasses of utterly revolting tea. Not the nice red-so-much-sugar-your-teeth-rot-before-you-finish shai, but some sort of herbal coffee bitter less-sugar thing :P Ah, well, on survive.

    I'm going to NDJ with Dad on Monday for one week, and may or may not be out of contact during that time — I have no idea. Going to have a peek at their computer system et chose comme sa, haha. Have I totally annoyed you with all the French thrown into this post? rofl, sorry, still in semi-french mode from yesterday ;) I'm sure you'll all live — if any of you even read this. With Chels grounded and Trev busy I probably just have the occasional visit (which I know I have, but it's not regular), but anyway, yup, uh huh, yayayayayayaya — lol, you'd have to see the movie ;)
    Until I see you or see you not or post or email or chat/IM + write again I shall not have, uh, done any of that… ya, teehee :D

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  3. Going Down

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    Often on weekends a thought pops into my head — 'I should do a personal post on all that's happening!'. I begin to mentally catalogue what the post will contain so I'm ready. By the time Monday comes and I sit to write… nothing comes. Aint that the way of it? I guess a breif update on the state of affairs in Chad is in order. Elections went well and rebel activity seems to be back to normal. Of course that's all unpredictable, but everything's looking fine as of now. I burned a backup of all our data onto DVD the other day, which took forever, but is well worth it to have all our data on a nice small disk :) I've done almost no school today. All I have left is my English final and Math stuff. Yup, kinda cool.

    We watched The Sound of Music on Saturday — really funny! J'adore ces anciens films! ;) We also got this new season pack from Uncle Larry… 24. It's 24 1-hour episodes that each cover 1 hour of time over a whole day. Really well done, and really addicting. They always leave you hanging!

    Man it's hot here! Blah! The time to Chels' return is approaching, but it still a fair ways off. Of course we'll get but a breif time to talk and then both will be off to Canada and readjustment scedules. Deputation for her (bleagh!) and random whoknowswhat for me. mmm. *thinks* I should say something else, but my mind has gone blank… maybe I'll go write a chapter in my book, hehe, I got some inpiration the other day so it should be easier ;)
    'til I next do post or chat or whatever avec thou

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  4. Posting

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    So I'm almost done school YAY! didn't do too well on my final chem exam… hope I pass :S *sigh* but hey, let's not let that get me down! ;) nothing I can do about it anyway. In a few short weeks I should be done all my schoolwork… if I don't procrastinate through it all ;P Been doing a lot of code lately to keep myself busy. Chels has like two months left of grounding (don't remind me!) but I'm making it ok — one day at a time ;) uhh *thinks* the pool is open again! :D they had closed it to drain+clean+repaint it, but they're done so we can go again, so that's cool. Ah, right, the 'situation' here, I should mention that. As of right now the official word is that the rebels are licking their wounds in Soudan and the election is tomorrow. Word on the street is that they've regrouped and are 'moving south' — which means to Sahr and then here. The military in town are prepping just in case. Should be interesting, hehe. Aaaand, nothing much else happening so I'll end this post for now ;)
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  5. Three Things

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    So Trev tagged me and I'm gonna do this thing:

    3 things I want to do or see before I die

    1. Get married
    2. Have kids
    3. Bring glory to God through my life

    3 things I can’t do

    1. I cannot do anything remotely athletic
    2. I cannot draw
    3. I cannot fly

    3 things that attract me to the opposite sex

    1. Sense of humour
    2. Being accepting
    3. Holding fast to morals and integrity
    4. Only three? that's nuts!
    5. Long hair (will people kill me if I list some physical stuff too? ;) )

    3 books and movies I love

    1. The Bible
    2. Byzantium and anything else by Stephen Lawhead
    3. Black, Red, White — Ted Dekker
    4. Many more ;)

    3 things I say most often

    1. ;)
    2. What? Me?
    3. Chels

    3 things you should know about me

    1. I speak French
    2. I don't speak Latin (yet)
    3. I must be asked a more specific question to gain more insight ;P

    And so I do tag my brother Daniel

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